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A Christmas Funny to end the day

A guy walks into a pet store looking for a companion pet.

The owner shows him a singing parrot.

" Not quite what I was thinking, but show me."

"This bird sings Christmas carols. His Name is Chester. Watch."

The owner lit a match and held it below the right foot of the parrot.

The Parrot start to sing Jingle bells.

He then held the  match below the left foot and the Parrot sang silent night.

"Wow, can I try that?" the patron asked.

The Store owner handed the man a match.  He took it and held it low below the

Parrot trying to decide which foot to hold the match under.

all of a suddenly the Parrot broke into song...

Chest nuts roasting over an open fire...




Comment balloon 23 commentsWilliam Feela • December 24 2018 03:56AM


Thank you for the evening giggle - and wishing you a Merry Christmas!! 

Posted by Maria Sapio, Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com (Keller Williams of Central PA) over 1 year ago

Thanks for sharing this post with us. Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Posted by Jeremy K. Frost, Associate Broker, CNE, CRS, ePro, PSA, ABR, SRS (Keller Williams Realty) over 1 year ago

Dear William,

Getting a little itchy waiting for Santa, eh?

Posted by Dörte Engel, ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton & rest of Maryland (RE/MAX Leading Edge) over 1 year ago

Ha ha that is hysterical William, now tell the truth it was you and you bought the Parrot:))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) over 1 year ago

Poor Parrot, having a companion pet during the holidays is comforting as long as you don't hold a match near their chestnuts.

Posted by Bob Ratliff, "Sold with Bob" (Robert Ratliff Realty) over 1 year ago

Morning William.

BBRRRHAHAHAHAHA.  Didn't see this one coming.  Love it, just love it

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 1 year ago

Smart bird...knows left from right....and...

Posted by Sally K. & David L. Hanson, WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce (EXP Realty 414-525-0563) over 1 year ago

LOL, nope didn't see that  coming either.

Makes me wonder hw much truth is in some of these jokes

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 over 1 year ago

Good morning, William Feela funny one....and Merry Christmas to you and your family...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) over 1 year ago

Really sick, William... but funny! Love these kinds of stories!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) over 1 year ago

HI William Feela - When you don't expect the punch line they are even funnier. Love this one!

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Realty) over 1 year ago

Good morning William. A cute one for the holiday season! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) over 1 year ago

Good morning William. Funny I guess but I'm not one for laughs at an animals expense. Nonetheless, Merry Christmas.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 1 year ago

Poor Chester, I am sure he was hoping that patron didn't take him home with him, haha.

Posted by Brian England, MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ (Arizona Focus Realty) over 1 year ago

I almost spilled my coffee when I got to the punch line, William.  Good one.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) over 1 year ago

Now you got me laughing big time William.  I hope you have a great Christmas Eve.


Posted by Will Hamm, "Where There's a Will, There's a Way!" (Hamm Homes) over 1 year ago

That's too funny, William.  I had a cat named, Chester once, but never a parrot.

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) over 1 year ago

I caught this a day late but that is one smart parrot. Hope everything is merry and bright.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) over 1 year ago

Best wishes to you and your family for a Very Merry Christmas.

Posted by Roy Kelley (Realty Group Referrals) over 1 year ago

Hello and Merry Christmas, William- - -funny how things can happen. Maybe this falls under how to follow directions(carefully).  

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 over 1 year ago

Oh, now that is hilarious, William! I hope you and yours had the merriest of Christmases!

Merry Christmas!

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, The right Charlotte REALTOR! (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) over 1 year ago

OOPS, that did not work out the way it was suppose to?

Posted by Joan Cox, Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time (House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373) over 1 year ago

January, and a little late coming to the party; never miss a chance if I see ActiveRain fun.  Cute story and unexpected ending.  Have a wonderful day William Feela

Posted by Jane Chaulklin-Schott, TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836 (TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766) over 1 year ago