A guy walks into a pet store looking for a companion pet.
The owner shows him a singing parrot.
" Not quite what I was thinking, but show me."
"This bird sings Christmas carols. His Name is Chester. Watch."
The owner lit a match and held it below the right foot of the parrot.
The Parrot start to sing Jingle bells.
He then held the match below the left foot and the Parrot sang silent night.
"Wow, can I try that?" the patron asked.
The Store owner handed the man a match. He took it and held it low below the
Parrot trying to decide which foot to hold the match under.
all of a suddenly the Parrot broke into song...
Chest nuts roasting over an open fire...