William's Blog...with a smile!


How do they survive?

WE have all met them.

People who just are not all there.

You all know what I mean.

WE all have some kind of smart A$$ line to describe them.


Their clock ain't fully wound.

Short a sandwich from a full picnic basket.

Half a bubble off.

His train left the station but he isn't on it.

A couple cards short of a full deck.

A few fruit loops short of a full bowl

Elevator doesn't go to the top

The lights are on but no one is home.

Not running on all cylinders!


There are many many more.

How about sharing your favorite one with us.










Comment balloon 10 commentsWilliam Feela • August 12 2018 10:13PM


Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

Posted by Dana Hollish Hill, Lead Associate Broker (Hollish Hill Group, KW Capital Properties) over 1 year ago

Great Blog William Feela.  I like:  "The road to success is always under construction".  And I also like:  "In 3 words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - It Goes On".  Some are just so funny, and I hadn't heard of all of yours!

Posted by Allie Angeloni (Long Realty ) over 1 year ago

 I tend not to comment on other people’s mental condition because I would rather not hear what they think of me William. 😖...

Posted by Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, Tacoma Washington Agent/Broker & Market Authority! (RE/MAX Northwest.) over 1 year ago

Cute post and cartoon William Feela and there are a number of idioms that cover the subject.  But, I am going to run with Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®,CRS, answer...it may be the safest!  LOL

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) over 1 year ago

There are many expressions like that. My friend is from the country and hers are really funny.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) over 1 year ago

Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

One time years ago we were out fishing and one of the guys in another boat came up with one of those expressions that was really funny - I've been trying to remember it ever since. I ran into him later and asked him - he couldn't remember either.

I love the cornbread one!

Posted by Marte Cliff, Your real estate writer (Marte Cliff Copywriting) over 1 year ago

Good afternoon again William. You are right but I can't think of any beyond what you have shared. Love the photo and expression.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 1 year ago

I have to agree with comment #3, left by Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®,CRS, I have those same fears!

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) over 1 year ago

I am just a laid back farmer and I am sure I fit several of these sayings.

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 over 1 year ago

I have always been a not the sharpest tool in the shed kind of guy myself.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) over 1 year ago