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I Lost my A$$!!!

The phone rings...11pm.

Hi Bill, Fred here.  I lost my donkey!

What do you mean you lost your donkey?

He is gone!.  I checked the entire pasture.  I need help looking for him, PLEASE!


So away we go looking around the neighborhood.

We looked for an hour looking for tracks on the dirt roads.

He was afraid of someone hitting him on a dark moonless night.   (and rightly so)


WE finally had to stop after about 2  hours.


At 5:15, Fred got a call...FRED. GET YOUR A$$ OVER HERE NOW!!  AND TAKE YOUR A$$ HOME!


Well, all's well that end's well!


Comment balloon 15 commentsWilliam Feela • July 23 2018 04:05PM


FUN start to a Monday Bill and hope you have a fantastic week!

Posted by Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!, So Utah Residential, Referral & Relocation REALTOR (Prado Real Estate South) about 1 year ago

Haven't been around donkeys enough to know their behavior but I do know it's much different than a horse in many aspects. Hope he and Fred are getting along better now.

Posted by Kevin J. May, Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida (Florida Supreme Realty) about 1 year ago

Those donkey's can be real asses huh William. Reminded me of a story I read today about the last wild mule in the Outer Banks NC that's just too stubborn to die. You can read about Raymond the mule here

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) about 1 year ago

That's a humorous way to begin the week, William.  I hope it's a great week for you!

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) about 1 year ago

All's well that ends well indeed William Feela, thanks for the chuckle. 

Have a wonderful week!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) about 1 year ago

Morning William.

Love it just love it.  Carol Williams, a little humor for you to consider for Saturday

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) about 1 year ago

LOL, Once again you are able to put a humorous twist to an everyday situation.

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 about 1 year ago

Now you got me going on that one, Bill. Have a good week.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) about 1 year ago

I'm glad Fred got his a$$ back.  Most folks become quite attached to their a$$es.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) about 1 year ago

Good morning William Feela - yes, I ass ume I would be.  Very funny!

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 year ago

Oh William, you really are a kick in the a$$. Thanks for the chuckle sir...

Posted by Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, Tacoma Washington Agent/Broker & Market Authority! (RE/MAX Northwest.) about 1 year ago

It's not always fun to be the butt of a joke, but his tale (tail) ended (what?) well.  You brought smiles on this hot afternoon. Have a great evening. D 

Posted by Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD, REALTORS® in Clark County, WA (ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors) about 1 year ago

Believe it or not I have had the task of tracking down a lost donkey or two in my day.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) about 1 year ago

Two for the price of one, William! One-stop jokes - I love it!

Hope you're having a fantastic weekend...

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) about 1 year ago

I once knew a guy who lost his cock.

Posted by Raj Taj, Drive By Blessings! (RE/MAX) about 1 year ago