A man walks into the bedroom and finds that his wife is packing a suit case.
"Where are you going?" he asked her.
"I am goig to New York! I hear that prostitutes there make $400 for what I do for you for free."
Latter the wife walks into the bedroom to find the husband packing...
"And where do you think you are going?"
"I am going to go with you...I want to see how you make it on $800 a year!