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A good funny to start the day.

A man walks into the bedroom and finds that his wife is packing a suit case.


"Where are you going?" he asked her.


"I am goig to New York!  I hear that prostitutes there make $400 for what I do for you for free."


Latter the wife walks into the bedroom to find the husband packing...

"And where do  you think you are going?"


"I am going to go with you...I want to see how you make it on $800 a year!

Comment balloon 15 commentsWilliam Feela • May 24 2018 09:12AM


Morning William.

So, tell us when the divorce will be heard.  I'd like to attend that one.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) about 2 years ago

Haha. Well, I think that couple needs a bit more alone time.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty) about 2 years ago

Good one William.  I don't think I see all that much of a future for these two.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) about 2 years ago

Good morning William Feela ,

That is a good one! I'm with Gabe Sanders "I don't think I see all that much of a future for these two."

Posted by Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899) about 2 years ago

Good morning William. So funny I can't quit laughing! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 2 years ago

Good morning, William Feela that's the funniest one I've heard in ages....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) about 2 years ago

lol...that would be even funnier if it wasn't so true. Marriage is just grand :):)

Posted by Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty, Florida Space Coast Homes (Waves Realty) about 2 years ago

Good morning William. This is funny and I did enjoy it. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 2 years ago

You know what?. . .She might just surprise him!  I watched a segment yesterday afternoon on Dr. Phil.  There was a little "housewife" on the show, who was making the big bucks for what she said was a "Cuddling" business.  Oh, and she was a former Realtor.

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) about 2 years ago

Hahahhah , that is funny and not funny at the same time.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist, Probate Real Estate (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) about 2 years ago

Oh that is funny. I will have to share it with my husband. 

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) about 2 years ago

OK, I don't knw where you find these but I can almost see this happening.

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 about 2 years ago

That sounds a like an argument just waiting to happen my friend.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) about 2 years ago

I think I've heard this funny story before-we all need laughs.

Posted by MichelleCherie Carr Crowe Just Call...408-252-8900, Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years (Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty) about 2 years ago

Bill, this is the first time I have heard this joke. Great is my opinion.

Posted by Mike Frazier, Northwest Tennessee Realtor (Carousel Realty of Dyer County) about 2 years ago