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Some Mid day humor

Time to laugh at ourselves.


A father and young son were elected by the community of cannibals to find dinner.

As the two of them waited in ambush, along comes an old very thin man.

"Hey Dad, there's one." exclaimed the son.

"No son, there isn't enough meat in him to feed the dogs."


After a while a very over weight man waddled by.

"Dad, how about that one,, looks like he has a lot of meat on him!"

"No son, true, he has a lot of meat but we would die of heart failure from all the fat"


An hour goes by and down the path walks a very pretty and curvaceous young lady.

"DAD,  how about we eat her, she looks to be the right size."

"Well we are not going to eat her son.  We will take her with us and eat your mom!"


Did I say we need to laugh at ourselves?   ; }

Comment balloon 16 commentsWilliam Feela • March 21 2018 05:30PM


This is funny, I did not see it coming. But makes a lot of practical sense, and the guy is very practical, isn't he?

Posted by Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL, Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices (Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408) 12 months ago


Very cute, and definitely I did not see it coming.  Wishing you a delightful day.  A

Posted by Ron and Alexandra Seigel, Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy (Napa Consultants) 12 months ago

I will have to share this one with my wife. I have always wondered if cannibals spend much time afraid that if a family member woke up for a midnight snack that they may be it.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) 12 months ago

There was no way I saw that ending coming!  I also think that JL Boney's comment is pretty funny.

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) 12 months ago

Very funny William. I would love to find out what would've happened after the son told his mom what the father said.

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 12 months ago

Oh that is funny. I never saw it coming either.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) 12 months ago

Morning William.

Well sir the mother may have something to say about that.  

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 12 months ago

Oh oh!  I guess being a mom in a family of cannibals can be hazardous.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) 12 months ago

William, did not expect that ending, and sort of funny, but a bit sad!  

Posted by Joan Cox, Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time (House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373) 12 months ago

Well, it sounds like mom should have been more careful in what she ate!

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 12 months ago

Good one, thanks for the chuckle...Much needed with the current weather situation here.

Posted by Ernie Steele, Call me, let's get started!!! 717-273-3774 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Homesale Realty) 12 months ago

Made me smile and chuckle, don't think I will tell that one at home though, not unless I want a black eye.

Posted by Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543, Tredyffrin Easttown Realtors, Philly Main Line (Long & Foster Real Estate Inc 610-225-7400) 12 months ago

Now that is funny William Feela 

Posted by Scott Godzyk, One of Manchester NH's Leading Agents (Godzyk Real Estate Services) 12 months ago

Very funny, but this dad will have plenty explaining to do if the sontells good old mom!

Posted by Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400, Long Island Home and Condo Specialists (The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803) 12 months ago

Bill, I needed that laugh. Just keep them coming my friend......

Posted by Mike Frazier, Northwest Tennessee Realtor (Carousel Realty of Dyer County) 12 months ago

Thanks for sharing, William Feela. Funny, but kind of scary at the same time...

Posted by Bruce Kunz, REALTOR®, Brick & Howell NJ Homes for Sale (C21 Solid Gold Realty, Brick, NJ, 732-920-2100) 11 months ago