A funny for the night.
An elderly man went out and bought a pair of cowboy boots.
He had always wanted a pair.
Went home and walked around in the house waiting for the wife to comment.
"So you see anything different?" he asked the wife.
"Nope" she replied.
Upset he went to the bedreoom, removed all his clothes and put the boots back on.
He then walked back into the kitchen and asked.
"Do you see anything diferent?"
"No Roy, it was hanging down yesterday, and it is hanging down today, and most likely it will be hanging down tomorrow."
Mad Roy yelled..."do you know why it is hanging down, it is looking at my new boots!!!"
To which the wife replied..."You should have bought a hat Roy, should have bought a hat!!!"