William's Blog...with a smile!


A funny for the night.

I got a kick out of this...


A man stumbles out of a bar.

The local police was parked near by, watching.

The man walks to one care an tries to unlock it.

Then he goes to the next one and tries to unlock it.

Meanwhile patrons are leaving and the police continue to wait for the

drunk patron to get in a car and drive off.

After trying many cars and the parking lot was almost empty, the drunk

opens a car.

He gets in and starts to drive away.

Right away the police stop him.

They have the drunk get out of the car...

"You have been drinking, how did yo have?" Barked the officer.


I only drank coke.  Said the supposedly drunk patron.

The officer give the man a test and it shows he has had nothing to drink.


But I saw you stumbling around, why were you doing that?


"Well, said the guy, I was the designated decoy!!!"

Comment balloon 11 commentsWilliam Feela • March 08 2018 02:54AM


Didn't see it coming !!! Bada Bing Bada Boom !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) over 2 years ago

Love it!

Posted by Lynn FISCHER Phoenix, AZ West Valley, Sun City, Active Adult, Sun City Grand (HomeSmart) over 2 years ago

Morning William.

Must have been a great decoy.  

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 2 years ago

Good morning William. A cute one for sure! Are you still digging out? Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) over 2 years ago

Good morning William. Well you got me with this one. Very good. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 2 years ago

Now that my friend is a plan I never thought of, but I think I will still rely on Uber just in case.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) over 2 years ago

Thanks, William, for sharing this story and adding smiles to our faces.

Posted by Roy Kelley (Realty Group Referrals) over 2 years ago

Did not see that punch line coming! Good one and it was just as funny in the day time!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) over 2 years ago

Well, someone come up with a great idea.  I wonder how many have tried this

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 over 2 years ago

There are some folks who could really use a "designated decoy."  I didn't see that ending coming.

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) over 2 years ago

Hi Bill, Thanks for the laugh.  Hopefully there are not too many of these guys out there trying to fool our boys in blue.

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) over 2 years ago