I got a kick out of this...
A man stumbles out of a bar.
The local police was parked near by, watching.
The man walks to one care an tries to unlock it.
Then he goes to the next one and tries to unlock it.
Meanwhile patrons are leaving and the police continue to wait for the
drunk patron to get in a car and drive off.
After trying many cars and the parking lot was almost empty, the drunk
opens a car.
He gets in and starts to drive away.
Right away the police stop him.
They have the drunk get out of the car...
"You have been drinking, how did yo have?" Barked the officer.
I only drank coke. Said the supposedly drunk patron.
The officer give the man a test and it shows he has had nothing to drink.
But I saw you stumbling around, why were you doing that?
"Well, said the guy, I was the designated decoy!!!"