William's Blog...with a smile!


You did not tell me...

Hope this finds your funny bone...


A women walks into a drug store.

I would like to buy some cynide.

What do you need Cyndie for, asked the druggist.

I want to kill my husband!

What, I can't sell you cynide so you can kill your husband.

You could go to jail!

We both could go to jail!

What in the world are you thinking?!?!

The women pulls out a photo and hands it to the druggist.

He takes the photo and looks at it and sees that the photo is of the women's husband and his wife together in bed.

Well why didn't you tell my you had a prescription!!!


This is a book on how to understand women...it is only vol.1



Comment balloon 14 commentsWilliam Feela • September 25 2017 03:45AM


Very funny!  I could always use a good laugh and that one was a good one : D

Posted by Brenda Whitman, Live in Laramie Real Estate, Broker/Co-Owner, Laramie, Wyoming (Live in Laramie Real Estate, Laramie, Wyoming) 4 months ago

Good morning William.

All it takes is that script from a doctor or a photo.   Does the trick every time

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 4 months ago

Good morning William. Funny what you can get with a perscription! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 4 months ago

Yes, William, that photo was just the prescription the pharmacist needed.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) 4 months ago

Good morning William and ta dum bum. This is actually pretty clever. TY for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 4 months ago

LOL...funny how a persons thought process of what is legal can change!

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 4 months ago

Thanks for the laugh, i have a friend who is a pharmacist, he is going to love it William Feela 

Posted by Scott Godzyk, One of Manchester NH's Leading Agents (Godzyk Real Estate Services) 4 months ago

Funny joke, I may use that one in my class and tell my students :)

Posted by Andy Brown-Climer School of Real Estate, The Leader in "Live Streaming" Online Education! (Climer School of Real Estate) 4 months ago

The pharmacist is a quick learner!  I hope you have a great week, William!

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) 4 months ago

Ha Ha Ha, this is really funny, and we have a relative who is a pharmacist who I'm emailing this to her right now!

Posted by Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400, Long Island Condo & Home Sale Specialists (The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803) 4 months ago

Amusing. Now to remember it for when I need a joke.

Posted by Nick & Trudy Vandekar, 610-203-4543, Tredyffrin Easttown Realtors, Philly Main Line (Long & Foster Real Estate Inc 610-225-7400) 4 months ago

There seems to be an exception to every rule. Thanks for the smile, Bill.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) 4 months ago

A prescription for murder! LOL

Hey wasn't that a movie?

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) 4 months ago

Gosh, I had a good laugh. Thanks so much for the jokes. 

Posted by Corey Martin, Real Estate and Management Solutions (Martin Presence Group) 3 months ago