Hope this finds your funny bone...
A women walks into a drug store.
I would like to buy some cynide.
What do you need Cyndie for, asked the druggist.
I want to kill my husband!
What, I can't sell you cynide so you can kill your husband.
You could go to jail!
We both could go to jail!
What in the world are you thinking?!?!
The women pulls out a photo and hands it to the druggist.
He takes the photo and looks at it and sees that the photo is of the women's husband and his wife together in bed.
Well why didn't you tell my you had a prescription!!!
This is a book on how to understand women...it is only vol.1