This just seems to fit...
Adam got home late one evening...
"Where have you been?" As Eve.
UM, just taking in what God has provided for us." Was Adams response.
"Like what?" asked Eve.
"Well, all the animals and birds to name a few." Adam offered.
Later that night Eve was restless...
Adam jumped out of bed.
"What do you think you are doing?" Adam said in a huff.
"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I AM DOING, NOW LAY BACK DOWN HERE AND LET FINISH COUNTING THOSE RIBS!!!!
And so Jealousy was invented!