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I am looking to sleep on the sofa tonight...if my wife reads this...

I am finally getting the hang of the new system   just look where you least expect it and there it is.

Not as bad as Windows 10 but still not easy for me.

Anyway...here is  one to raise the hackles of many.

 

Women are like bacon.

They Look really good

They smell really good

They taste really good.

 

And they will kill you slowly.

 

Now excuse me as I take some pain meds for my neck.  It has a cramp from looking over my shoulder!

 

I am also waiting for a rebuttle on this from our fine lady members.

Comment balloon 12 commentsWilliam Feela • September 20 2016 04:51PM

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Well, yeah, about that bacon.

And I'm trying to find first time blog posts - with no luck!  Maybe there is a post someplace about how to figure out the new system.

Posted by Patricia Kennedy, Home in the Capital (RLAH Real Estate) about 2 years ago

You're a brave man Mr. Feela, a very brave man

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) about 2 years ago

Very cute William, it is all in fun. You did get a laugh out of me on this one.

Posted by Noah Seidenberg, Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917 (Coldwell Banker) about 2 years ago

Well, I'm certain some women might offer the rebuttal, that men are like bacon because they are pigs!

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) about 2 years ago

Mike says...how true is that, and he's going to keep this one in mind. LOL. I enjoyed it. I also really like what Myrl Jeffcoat has to say. 

Posted by Debbie Laity, Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO (Cedaredge Land Company) about 2 years ago

There will always be adjustment pains. 

Though I love my wife and I enjoy bacon, I am glad that she does not smell, look or taste like bacon.

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams fox cities) about 2 years ago

In case my wife is looking, I am going to just ignore this all together.  

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) about 2 years ago

Good morning again William. Did you write this by yourself or were you helped? Not nice.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 2 years ago

You might want to go into hiding for a couple of days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) about 2 years ago

Bill, are you stiff from sleeping on the sofa last night...You are a brave man

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 about 2 years ago

Keep talking like that and you won't be served bacon for a long long time!

Posted by Pat Starnes-Front Gate Realty, 601-991-2900 Office; 601-278-4513 Cell (Front Gate Real Estate) about 2 years ago

William,

 I was thinking it might not be slowly if your wife reads this....just saying!

Posted by Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert about 2 years ago

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