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My wife will not let me cook anymore...

Geez, one little mistake and I am bared from the kitchen.

I can make a bowl of cereal or a peanut butter sandwich. ( No jelly because it is messy).

All was trying to do is make a new recipe and it didn't go the way I thought it would.

So, ladies...is she being a bit harsh...?





Comment balloon 16 commentsWilliam Feela • March 04 2016 07:04PM


Some people just can't take a joke.  When I cook, my wife orders off the menu

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) over 4 years ago

My husband purposely used to burn food on the barbecue so when I complained he'd say, I do it better, this way he won't have to cook!

Posted by Ellen Caruso (Daniel Gale Sotheby's International Realty) over 4 years ago

Come on, fess up. You did that on purpose so you wouldn’t have to cook anymore. Smart, very smart.

Posted by David Gibson CNE, 719-304-4684 ~ Colorado Springs Relocation, Relocation, Luxury & Lifestyle residential (Colorado Real Estate Advisers LLC ) over 4 years ago

Ok Bill, what were you doing, it looks like you have something embedded in the ceiling?

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) over 4 years ago


So what's the problem?

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) over 4 years ago

It always tasted so much better without all of those silly safety features. You apparently weren't tiptoeing around when the rocking was going on. I have seen this once before William! I make a helluva PBJ too.

Posted by Kevin J. May, Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida (Florida Supreme Realty) over 4 years ago

My goodness William.  Don't know what you were trying to cook, but I'm with your wife.  I'll just order off the menu

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) over 4 years ago

Hi William.  That is too funny.  Great visual.  Thank you.

Posted by Conrad Allen, Webster, Ma, Realtor (Re/Max Professional Associates) over 4 years ago

Good morning William. I think you sealed your fate my friend. Enjoy your cereal.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 4 years ago

William Feela I would call that insecurity on your wife's part. She is afraid next you will burn the house down!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (HomeSmart Realty West & Lend Smart Mortgage, Llc.) over 4 years ago

Good morning William,

Being the oldest of nine I learned in a hurry when about ten how to cook; my problem is I cannot cook for two.

Oh I do need another lid for my pressure cooker if that one is available!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) over 4 years ago

I actually knew a guy who tried to make spaghetti sauce in a pressure cooker.  I understand he removed the little pressure knob off the top of the lid, and the tomatoey contents blew up onto the ceiling!  Heck, for all we know, he could have been effective as a terrorist!

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat, Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent (GreatWest Realty) over 4 years ago

I love to cook so it is a good thing for me to be careful

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 over 4 years ago

Bill...you have to tell us more. Did you really make that mess? If I saw that I would ban you from the kitchen, too. 

Posted by Debbie Laity, Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO (Cedaredge Land Company) over 4 years ago

Hello William Feela 

This looks like a scene from a horror movie...of course you should be banned (LOL)

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) over 4 years ago

I agree with David Gibson CNE, ALHS 719-304-4684 ~ Colorado Springs Relocation you just never wanted to have to cook again so you did that!

Posted by Sussie Sutton, David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers (David Tracy Real Estate) over 4 years ago