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Bit of Christmas humor

Have you been naughty or nice.

 

It is the Christmas season...Santa is watching.

 

Sometimes it is very hard to be nice (Perfect).

 

Sometimes my spouse wants me to be that way, but I just can't.

 

But, I still believe in Santa.

 

When you quit believing you get UNDERWEAR for Christmas.

 

 

 

Comment balloon 7 commentsWilliam Feela • December 13 2015 07:19PM

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Well, that explains the drawer full of new underwear and socks I have

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) almost 4 years ago

William,

That would be a good argument for re-wrapping a gift.  My Dad and uncles spent years with two gags at Christmas.  Their step dad had Santa's physique, and so one year, one of the guys gave him a girdle, so they ganged up and put it on him.  When he put it down, it would wander off, and he would find it in another package.  The women would eventually put an end to that; but it would return alost every year, or a new girdle. 

As he aged, his weight went down, so someone gift wrapped a sock-monkey for him.  That monkey made more appearance than Bill Clinton on the Letterman show.  The guys would swipe it from Pepaw, re-wrap and give it to one another.  My children do Dirty Santa; and I recently found the battery powered Monkey that does forward and backward flips in a box of my deceased brothers effects.  It will make its inaugural visit this year under our family Christmas Tree.  I have got to re-solder a wire and get batteries.   Merry Christmas! 

Posted by Fred Cope, Looking For Homes With A Smile (Reliant Realty in Nashville, TN) almost 4 years ago

Or three pairs of soxes !!! Hey I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater !

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) almost 4 years ago

Well, if you are getting underwear, no need to be perfectly nice

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 almost 4 years ago

will have to pass this on to my 13 year old as he was worried that underwear was a possibility this year!

Posted by Mark Loewenberg, KW 561-214-0370 (KW of the Palm Beaches) almost 4 years ago

Hello William Feela 

Very cute Christmas humor - thanks for the smile!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek Team) almost 4 years ago

I always told my children ... when they got to that age.... that Santa doesn't come to those who don't believe....  My son sent me letters to forward to Santa well into his 30s! 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) over 3 years ago

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