Just some idle thoughts...
I can't reach my license unless you hole my beer.
Sorry Officer...I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the village people.
Hey, you must have been doing a 125 to keep up with me.
Are you Andy...or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a Police Officer.
Your not going check my trunk are you?
I pay your salary!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee Officer, That's great...the last officer only gave me a warning also.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good I am glad that one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around that is how far behind I am.
When an officer says GEE, your eyes look glassy have you been drinking. You should not respond with...Gee Officer, your eyes look glassy have you been eating Doughnuts?
Well, I hope this saves you any problems.