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Don't say this to a Police Offeyicer...

Just some idle thoughts...

 

I can't reach my license unless you hole my beer.

Sorry Officer...I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the village people.

Hey, you must have been doing a 125 to keep up with me.

Are you Andy...or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a Police Officer.

Your not going check my trunk are you?

I pay your salary!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee Officer, That's great...the last officer only gave me a warning also.

Do you know why you pulled me over?  Good I am glad that one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around that is how far behind I am.

When an officer says GEE, your eyes look glassy have you been drinking.  You should not respond with...Gee Officer, your eyes look glassy have you been eating Doughnuts?

 

Well, I hope this saves you any problems.

Comment balloon 10 comments • William Feela • September 24 2015 08:45PM

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I love this one "I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around that is how far behind I am."

Posted by Andrzej Niemyjski (Realty One Group) over 3 years ago

All of these would do one well in making one if not more of the many cop shows out there.  Mark

Posted by Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint, North Idaho Real Estate - 208-255.6227 over 3 years ago

sadly a lot of these things get said in traffic stops.

Posted by Tammy Lankford,, Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville (Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668) over 3 years ago

Thanks William - Now I know what not to say the next time I get pulled over. Wait, hopefully there won't be a next time.

Posted by Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807, Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor (Good Company Real Estate www.ChandlerRealEstate.weebly.com) over 3 years ago

Good morning William,

Reminds me of another: You are not going to give me a ticket to (name of department)  ball are you?

Punch line: The (departmnt) does not have balls!!!!!!!

Silence as he walks away.

Make yourself a great day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) over 3 years ago

LOL...I like the one about holding my beer....I know someone that could have said that.

Posted by Vern Eaton, Realtor 651-674-7449 over 3 years ago

Great list- luckily I have never used one of these!  Favorite one is Do you know why you pulled me over?  Good I am glad that one of us does.

Posted by Shanna Hall, I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311 (Real Estate Solutions) over 3 years ago

I like the one, "You're not going to check my trunk, are you?"

Posted by Larry Johnston, Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN (Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC) over 3 years ago

Thanks for the laughs Bill, I hope you did not try too many of these on your road trip.

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) over 3 years ago

Asking if they're Andy or Barney isn't good, especially if asking if they already got Otis

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) over 3 years ago

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