Just some idle thoughts...
I can't reach my license unless you hole my beer.
Sorry Officer...I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the village people.
Hey, you must have been doing a 125 to keep up with me.
Are you Andy...or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a Police Officer.
Your not going check my trunk are you?
I pay your salary!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee Officer, That's great...the last officer only gave me a warning also.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good I am glad that one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around that is how far behind I am.
When an officer says GEE, your eyes look glassy have you been drinking. You should not respond with...Gee Officer, your eyes look glassy have you been eating Doughnuts?
Well, I hope this saves you any problems.
I love this one "I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around that is how far behind I am."
All of these would do one well in making one if not more of the many cop shows out there. Mark
sadly a lot of these things get said in traffic stops.
Thanks William - Now I know what not to say the next time I get pulled over. Wait, hopefully there won't be a next time.
Good morning William,
Reminds me of another: You are not going to give me a ticket to (name of department) ball are you?
Punch line: The (departmnt) does not have balls!!!!!!!
Silence as he walks away.
Make yourself a great day.
LOL...I like the one about holding my beer....I know someone that could have said that.
Great list- luckily I have never used one of these! Favorite one is Do you know why you pulled me over? Good I am glad that one of us does.
I like the one, "You're not going to check my trunk, are you?"
Thanks for the laughs Bill, I hope you did not try too many of these on your road trip.
Asking if they're Andy or Barney isn't good, especially if asking if they already got Otis