I am getting a head start on this Hallmark/Hershey's Holiday that was made strictly to punish us men and make huge profits for the makers.
If you want to stay married or want to keep your girl friend, I would suggest you stay away from a few of these when she is around!
It doesn't matter how many times a man changes jobs, is still has the same Boss!
They call our language the Mother tongue, because the father seldom gets a chance to speak.
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
I recently read that Love is entirely chemistry, that is why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he marries. After that he is FINISHED!
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to figure out which one.
Marriage is made in heaven, but, then again so are lightening and thunder.
If you want your wife to pay strict attention to every word you-say...just talk in your sleep.
Marriage is where one person is always right and the other one is the Husband.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me!
I am an Excellent Housekeeper. Every time I get divorced, I keep the house.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, one thing is for sure...Either the car is new or the wife!
OK, now I know I will catch Hell, but hey...I did last time and the Ladies here were great about defending themselves.
Let the fun begin! I am Ducking and Weaving!
Happy Valentines Ladies!!!!
Bill: Boy oh boy ... I hope you can move fast! Plus I have to ask you. How much will you pay me to NOT forward this to your other half??
Gene
Bill...I like this one: Love is blind and marriage is a real eye opener, hope you can still manage a good Valentines Day.
YOu better be ducking. Judy finds these you will need more than flowers and candy!
Happy Valentines Bill a little early because the 14th may not be fun for you when your wife sees this post! Ha-ha!
I'm sure that your wifey knows your sense of humor. :) Funny stuff.
I have always said that we need to laugh at ourselves. Keeps me young.
HAAAAA!!! Love these....
My wife too, will think these are funny but I dare not use any of them in my circle of influence since many ladies there will not think these to be amusing :-)
Steve...some people just don't know how to sdee the lighter side!
OH BOY! You are one daring soul my man! Of course, you do move fast ...so far!
William-These are hilarious, I would go to sleep with one eye open tomorrow. LOL.
Very great post! Very interesting and I like it! That's a wonderful gift you give us for Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day in advance!