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OWLS

Nope, not the bird...OWLS stands for...

Older Wiser Laughing Souls

I am proud to be a member of the OWLS!  Here is some of the things we believe in..


Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the chick he marries.

Trouble in a marriage many times starts when a man is so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.

To many couples marry for better, or for worse but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one.  The problems start when the try to decide which one.

On anniversaries a man always forgets the past but never the present.

Many girls like to marry military men.  he can cook, he can sew, and make beds and are in great health.  Plus he is already used to taking orders!


Now, if you are not at least chuckling right now...you are can't be a member of the OWLS!

14 comments • William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN • February 04 2012 05:44PM

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Thanks for a good chuckle, Bill.  You are always in line for a laugh!

Posted by Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. 3 months ago

Bill glad I am a member of the OWL's:)))I think I will have to ask Diane:)

Posted by Endre Barath,Jr. Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Beverly Hills,CA. Coldwell Banker) 3 months ago

All that sounds like much of the world works today.  Lucky are we who are equally yoked and married to our best friend/spouse.

Posted by Jeanne and Ralph Janisch CRS, Brokers Your Home Team (Your Home Team) 3 months ago

Bill...Count me in.  If I can't laugh I am done for and live isn't worth living any more.

Posted by Vern Eaton /Realtor 651-630-6995 (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 3 months ago

I like the taking orders one William..... great stuff...

Posted by Gary Woltal - Assoc. Broker REALTOR® SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) 3 months ago

Bill, You have to laugh...life has a sense of humor and so should we! FUN stuff!

Posted by Wanda Kubat-Nerdin, REALTOR® St. George, Utah (Prado & Kramer Real Estate, St. George, UT 435.632.9374) 3 months ago

Why the heck didn't I marry a military man?

Posted by Marte Cliff (Marte Cliff Copywriting) 3 months ago

Bill...

I think that I have learned a few things over the years, but now I am starting to forget!

Posted by Richard Weisser Coweta Fayette Real Estate 3 months ago

Thanks for the morning chuckle William!

Posted by Laura Giannotta 'Your Realtor Down the Shore!' (Keller Williams Realty Atlantic Shore, NJ ) 3 months ago

William--Obviously you are a wise old owl! Lots of truth in some of these humorous statements,

Posted by Teri Eckholm, REALTOR® Anoka&Washington Counties Acreage & Lakeshore Homes (REMAX Specialists) 3 months ago

Bill, I would say you fall right on the top of the heap of this group.  LOL

Posted by Randi Brammer /Accountant & Tax Preparer (Randi Brammer, Acctg.) 3 months ago

William-I like that acronym, thanks for the Monday morning humor, great way to start the week!

Posted by Adrian Willanger-Coldwell Banker Greater Seattle, Wa. (206 909-7536 TheHomeFunnel.com) 3 months ago

LOL, all those were good. Got to say my wife and I forget our anniversary almost every year.

Posted by Than Maynard Managing Broker 405-527-3012 (Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma) 3 months ago

Hysterical and great food for thought, Bill! I love #3!!

Posted by Brenda Mayette (Miranda Real Estate Group, Inc.) 3 months ago

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