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Lectures can be at any time of the day..

An elderly man is stopped by the police around  2 am.

He is asked where he was going at this time of the night.

 

The man replies..."I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects

it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

 

The officer says..."Really, who is giving that lecture at this time of the night?"

The man replies...That would be my wife!!!!

Comment balloon 7 commentsWilliam Feela • March 16 2017 11:49PM
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